For She-Fans Only – This Butt’s For You!

Today, Monday, March 16, is a special day, for it is the birthday of one of my favorite bloggers – Jenn of Phillies Phollowers. If you’ve read some of her blogs, you know by now that she is a fan of the male posterior.

So Jenn, Happy Birthday! Instead of a dozen roses, I offer you a dozen derrieres – enjoy!

1. Let’s start with A-Rod. He’s been in the news a lot lately. But we’re not discussing that today. After all, he has a nice healthy butt:


2. The batting gloves arranged symmetrically on the backside of this unidentified Atlantic City Surf player offer a nice touch:


3. A member of the Minnesota Twins’ coaching staff models what I call the “double-bubble” look (putting baseballs in your back pockets just isn’t a good look):


4. A member of the Phillies’ coaching staff also displays the dreaded “double-bubble”. Hope he remembers to take them out before he sits down!:

varsho.jpg5. Cole Hamels models the “single-bubble”:


6. This Reading Phillies player was not feeling the love for his pink bat on Mother’s Day – he went 0 for 4 using it. He was thoughtful enough to stand still for this rear-end view:


7. A Pirates’ infielder shows off his fielding, and his posterior, during pre-game warm-ups in Spring Training 2007:


8. Mark Teixeira and his butt visited Tampa Bay in 2005, when Mark was a member of the Texas Rangers:

teixeira.jpg9. The rightfielder for the Charleston River Dogs displays his assets while tying his shoe during a minor-league game:

shoetyingbutt.jpg10. I’m not sure I want to know what Dan Uggla is doing to Cody Ross’ butt:


11. This mascot shook its ample booty during a Clearwater Threshers game last June. I have no clue what it’s supposed to be, but numerous mascots had gathered to celebrate Phinley’s birthday (this is not Phinley):

mascotbutt.jpg12. And finally, let’s top it off with a veritable chorus-line of butts, warming up prior to a Savannah Sand Gnats game last year:


Jenn, I know you’ve seen some of these before, but now the whole blogosphere can enjoy! I’ll be back, hopefully later today, with my next stadium installment. Until then, this butt’s for you!

(all photos are my own)



  1. rrrt

    Jane, these are all my own photos. I’ve gone back and edited the post to add my photo credit! A great way to start your Monday, hmm? 🙂

  2. AJRoxMyWhiteSox

    Love it! Scott Podsednik, now of the Rockies, has a wonderful butt too! When he was with the Sox in 2005 and 2006, his was one of the ones I stared at when I wasn’t distracted by the wonderfulness that is AJ Pierzynski…and his wonderful butt. Which is actually my desktop background right now. Hahaha!

  3. phillies_phollowers

    OMG! Thanks Sue! This is like the best birthday present EVER :O) SO many butts to choose from, so little time! Hee!! Clearly, Uggla has a thing for other men’s butts….remember the photo I took of him goosing Chase Utley at the HR Derby? The man has issues. I’ll have to post that one again later… :O) THANK YOU!!!!!!!


  4. rrrt

    Jen – I will have to check out AJ’s butt. Catchers do have nice butts, from all that squatting I suppose. I was always partial to Darren Daulton’s butt, but that was before I had a camera and a big lens!
    Jenn – so glad I could make your birthday happy! Enjoy your day!
    Julia – perfect way to start a Monday, hmm?

  5. zkonedog

    Of COURSE A.J. has a nice butt…isn’t he pretty much an “***” all the way around?! (Oh man, I’m going to get in so much trouble for that…!).

  6. rrrt

    zkonedog – it’s not me that you’ll get in trouble with, but you better watch out for Jen, aka AJRoxMyWhiteSox – she may be on the lookout for you!

  7. crzblue2

    I love it!
    AT the Camelback Ranch I saw 3 young women with Dodger tank tops. The front of the tanktop said “Dodgers” and underneath it they added “Butts” In the back of the tanktop they had “Drive us Nuts!!!”.
    Thanks! I love the pictures! LOL.
    Happy birthday Jean!

  8. rrrt

    King – I don’t know if I have any pics for you guys, but I’ll see what I can do.
    Emma – glad you enjoyed the pics. Were the tanktops something actually for sale in the shops, or were they homemade?
    Wrightway – sorry I’ve disturbed you! You can’t say I didn’t warn you – the title did say “for she-fans only”!

  9. rrrt

    Nicholas – hey, I’m a she-fan! In addition to a love of the game, I don’t mind looking at the players’ posteriors. They ARE in good shape, after all!
    Michelle – glad you enjoyed it!

  10. crzblue2

    Sue! the t-shirts were bought with the Dodger logo. The rest looked printed so I imagine that they took them to a place to add the rest of the wording.
    We get the bests of both worlds. We get to enjoy the game we love and add some eye candy!

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